Saturday, February 4, 2017

Update on Trade Yer Coffin for a Gun



 
Still working hard on my next sojourn into my Little Dixie universe, "Trade Yer Coffin for a Gun". After a few creative setbacks I am on the right track and going strong. About 65% done I would reckon.

This is just the intro, very brief, but sets the tone well I believe.








Intro:

The Haints


            There were three of them. Unholy, the three of them.
Two tall cowboys and a small woman. One of the men was a fellow with a face so grave it looked ready to crack right down its center. The countenance of a barroom brawler.  The other man was several years younger, tow headed and blue eyed with a candy-sweet grin. A charmer of women who had rarely known a cold bed. Yet it was the woman who cut the most striking figure, always shrouded in a dark hooded cloak with a matching veil wound tightly across her face. Even her hands were bound in swaths of cloth as if to deny the sunlight even the slightest commerce with her flesh. Many strange tales had been spun about them. Half probably bullshit, but the other half came from justifiable mouths which had nothing to gain from buillshittery. Those stories were far scarier than the ones proven to be horsefeathers. Awful things which couldn’t have been gospel, and if they were, Jesus help you if you found yourself cowering in the long shadow of their horses.
Wherever they rode folks moved aside for them as if they radiated something unnatural. Something that made you want to get out of their way and mind your own affairs.
The trio wandered the length and breadth of the South, killing for hire and charging a hefty fee for this killing. This was in and of itself not an unusual profession in the days of blood and chaos following hard upon the heels of the War Between the States. The Haints, as they had come to be called, specialized in hounding down prey of a more unnatural nature. Monsters, demons, fiends and other horrors which required more than just a bullet to the brain or a blade across the throat to lay claim to a bounty. It was whispered the woman herself was a formidable witch who had a nose for seeking out such beings. Folks said she might not have been a creature of this world. Most of the truly bloodcurdling rumors revolved around her.
The origin of The Haints was buried in mystery and balderdash, shaded by frightening truths and third-hand accounts of both liars and preachers. One thing was certain, something old and mighty was on their side. A thing orphaned from the cosmos that had outlived both God and The Devil.
They moved through the world as if they were not completely part of it.
Outside of time. Like ghosts.

Monday, October 3, 2016

Free Books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREE STUFF ALERT!!

'Tis the season of the witch again. What a great time to get both of my books FOR FREE FOR ONE WEEK!

Starting on Monday October 3rd through the 7th both of my short story anthologies are totally, utterly, free for the Kindle. Feel free to get either or both. If you do, PLEASE PLEASE leave a review. Even a brief one. That's what attracts potential readers/downloaders and puts me out there. Need as much exposure as possible before the release of my next book in 2017.

Here are the links, you lucky dogs. Will not work until Monday AM. Thank you!

https://www.amazon.com/Little-Dixie-Horror-Show-Vol-ebook/dp/B007X4CAOK/ref=sr_1_2_twi_kin_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1475500136&sr=8-2&keywords=mer+whinery

https://www.amazon.com/Phantasmagoria-Blues-Mer-Whinery-ebook/dp/B00XFT40QS/ref=sr_1_3_twi_kin_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1475500136&sr=8-3&keywords=mer+whinery

Friday, July 8, 2016

Book Review: Creeping Waves by Matthew Bartlett



Book Review: Creeping Waves by Matthew Bartlett
Muzzleland Press 2016

Got a story for ya.

When I was a kid there was a small convenience store about a mile or so from my tiny little white house on Miami Street in McAlester, Oklahoma. It was actually more like a general store, not unlike the joint run by Sam Drucker on Green Acres. Scuffed wood floors, sticks of candy in Mason jars next to rows of out of date moon pies and Cherry Mashes. It always smelled like a combination of coffee, smoked meat, and oldness. Earthen. Musty. Flavorful. It was an establishment where a boy could buy a bottle of Orange Crush pulled out of a deep freeze tomb and buy your goodies "on tab" if you were a bit short of pocket money. Homey and comfortable to a fault, it was a favorite stop of my friends and myself on our walks home from school. But there something about the place that always felt a bit...off. Often, when we would go inside, the place would be empty. Even when someone was working, shelving goodies or mopping the floors, it would still feel empty. I always felt kind of like I was sneaking into some place I shouldn't have been nosing about in. This feeling gave me an odd thrill. I sometimes visited without buying anything just to soak up that feeling.

I was never sure who owned the place. I always assumed it was the wizened old guy working at the butcher's table behind the counter, close to the back of the store, behind a curtain of red spattered plastic. He would ring us up from time to time, smiling coldly and rarely speaking. He had the ugliest hands I had ever seen. Nails yellowed and too long, jagged about the edges and stained with nicotine. Knuckles were the size of lugnuts on a tractor. Shot through with a network of red and blue vein-work. Looking at them gave me the same feeling I encountered while walking about the store. That emptiness. That thrill. That sense of the haunted.

I get that same feeling diving into Matt's work.

Creeping Waves is the follow-up to MB's deliciously perverse Gateways to Abomination, and it's an astounding achievement in not only the realm of weird fiction, but in the artistry of fiction as a whole. Believe me, you ain't never ate up anything like what Bartlett cooks up, and the casual consumer might have a hard time embracing his brand of crazy-ass genius. MB requires a brave reader, an adventurer, a rebel. 

Bartlett's fiction is set in a cursed pocket of decadent cosmic hell called Leeds. Although, for all of the vivid, often strikingly beautiful New England trappings and cultural pinpoints, it might as well be a fragmented shard of insanity culled straight from Stygian Shores. A domain of damnation populated with misshapen, cursed beings who seem to be caught up half in the real, partly in an oblivious hexed state, and often both at once. This is a realm where the dead never really die all the way and madness is the daily special. Nothing in Bartlett’s world is normal, not even close. Yet, everything is somehow unnervingly familiar. Cozy. You’ve been here. You’ve broken bread with these folks. They’ve prayed for you and slept with you and borne witness to your confessions. Yet hiding beneath the mask of familiarity is often an inhuman, godless horror. All of it bound and gagged together by the otherworldly broadcast of an infernal radio station.

Many of the tales encrypted within Creeping Waves fall into the category of flash fiction. Hot, dark bursts of ugly brilliance bruised with a tinge of perverse sexuality, broken up by longer, more thoughtful efforts, interspersed with cryptic entries from the pages of an eldritch catalogue of rare grimoires and daily news broadcasts delivered from a being known only as “Uncle Red”. It’s a brilliant exercise in unstructured structure, and provides the entire work a profound sense of cohesion. Of place. And that’s the real star of Bartlett’s cinema of atrocity. Leeds. His home base. His Hades. His delectable bad place. A Hell I might not mind paying a visit to when I'm of a mood.

Again, this is a work designed for the fearless reader. A seeker in the dark. Cringing pussies need not apply. Fans of weird fiction will lap this up with a spoon and threaten violence for second helpings. 

Myself, I’ll be waiting at the supper table, bowl in hand, awaiting Matt’s next meal.

WXXT forever, baby.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Friday, March 25, 2016

Of Penny Dreadfuls

In spirit, TRADE YOUR COFFIN FOR A GUN is a penny dreadful for this era. If you go back and read some of these awful/awesome little slabs of sick, you'd be surprised how off hook insane and yet engaging they were.

Some are still available either online in crappy reprints or via torrent. "Varney the Vampire", "The Black Bend", "Black Bess" and "The String of Pearls".

A good overview of the "penny dreadful" genre.

http://www.bl.uk/romantics-and-victorians/articles/penny-dreadfuls

A link with several .pdf files.

http://halfpennydreadfuls.com/

Thursday, March 24, 2016

TRADE YER COFFIN FOR A GUN

Officially announcing my next project: TRADE YER COFFIN FOR A GUN.
TRADE YER COFFIN FOR A GUN takes my setting of Little Dixie (AKA a stylized, somewhat fictionalized southeastern Oklahoma) and transported to a Wild West setting of the late 1860s. TYCFG centers around a trio of sibling monster hunters, one, a gunfighter in possession of a pair of cursed Colt revolvers, a mute sword-master, and a mysterious girl obsessed with the dark magick of forgotten gods. Together they travel the badlands of Oklahoma and Texas in search of tracking down and eliminating unnatural bounties. One bounty in particular guides them into a living nightmare even they are unprepared for, trapping them in a land where corpses come to life, dead gods breathe, and an old vendetta returns.

Part ode to the spaghetti westerns of Sergio Leone and Sergio Corbucci, throw in a strong side order of Lovecraftian horror, topped off with a slice of B-Movie insanity as only I can cook up. TRADE YER COFFIN FOR A GUN is sure to both terrify and tickle your funny bits.

Possible release set for late 2016 via Muzzleland Press.


Friday, January 29, 2016

KUDOS



PRAISE FOR PHANTASMAGORIA BLUES:


Phantasmagoria Blues, the second collection from Oklahoma horror writer Mer Whinery, consists of seven stories that explore the haunted shadows of Oklahoma and Texas, and the damned and damaged souls that dwell in those shadows. Whinery deftly inhabits and breathes life into a bereft husband and father, a lovelorn teenage girl with a very unhealthy crush, a scummy projectionist, and a broken, cigarette-chewing repo man obsessed with a creepy photograph he finds in a dank old house.

The collection starts off ambitiously with “The Loved Ones,” a post-monster-invasion science fiction tale of a man who has lost his wife and two kids, and the replacements with whom—with which—he’s provided. It starts off by dispensing in a few paragraphs with its premise, but the info dump quickly pivots into a compulsively readable and tense story with a well-executed twist that some might have predicted—though I didn’t. Whinery won me over quickly.

The centerpiece of the collection, a-darker-than-dark little masterpiece, is “The Projectionist,” whose protagonist, the deeply unpleasant Newt McAlester, after suffering a grievous injury via a malfunctioning movie projector, is given a sketchy new assignment: He must arrive at the theater at 1:30 a.m. on Sunday mornings, sequester himself in the booth, run the projector without peeking at the film and, especially, never, ever look down at the audience below. He must wear earplugs.

He must stay until precisely 7 a.m., and not a moment before. And he has to keep the whole thing a secret.

The narrative starts off fairly predictably—of course McAlester’s curiosity gets the better of him—but it spins off into such grotesque and ornery insanity I felt myself grinning in admiration. And what an ending! Here Whinery proves himself an audacious storyteller with a flair for the grotesque.

I also really dug “Hungry Boy,” despite Whinery’s abject disclaimer that precedes the tale, in which he says his goal was to write “whiney-ass bullshit—like ‘Twilight.’” I haven’t read Twilight, but this story, told from the point of view of a precocious teenage girl, is smart, emotionally real, funny, and, of course, violent and grotesque. I went in not expecting much and emerged from the other end impressed.

Most of the stories in Phantasmagoria Blues were similarly surprising, similarly good, compulsively readable.“The Little Red Tent at the Edge of the Woods” is effective and eerie, with shades of S.P. Miskowski. “Memento Mori” is a terrific tale of a lost man who finds a women who may or may not be the subject of an ancient photograph of the Posed and Photographed Dead. “The 10th Life” is a buried-treasure story with an aspect that I—an admirer of cats—particularly enjoyed.

I recommend Phantasmagoria Blues as a refreshing take on Southern horror by a writer with a unique and strong voice. It’s well written, enjoyable, dark, and nasty.

Four blackened fingers out of five

--Matthew M. Bartlett, author of "Gateways to Abomination" and "The Witch-Cult in Western Massachusetts"



About "Phantasmagoria Blues":

Little Dixie.

A place spoken of in hushed voices, where hard men dangle cold carcasses of meat to bleed from low-hanging trees and old women speak with the dead. A shadow country where old traditions bleed into new ideas, ghosts are all too real, and unnatural things stalk the roads in the skin of the familiar, waiting for you to let your guard down. Haunted throughout every tin-roofed shotgun house and trailer park. Haunted within every empty schoolyard and laundromat. Haunted to the core.

Seven sinister tales to chill your blood and put a tickle in your prickly parts.

Little Dixie welcomes you back.

She’s missed you.





 
LOVE FOR THE LITTLE DIXIE HORROR SHOW:

Mer Whinery’s collection of location-specific horror stories run a unique gamut: ghostly ghoulish lot lizards, the selling of your soul for comfort and new chances,children turning to rational (hallucinogenic?) violence, a beautiful short about a haunted movie house, and a decidedly unserious novella about a transvestite monster hunter.

The sheer variety of these bizarre and genuinely creepy tales is supported by the main character – the setting. Little Dixie is a spot in Oklahoma where all the worst parts of the Deep South uprooted and made their home, spawning generations of cultural, economic, and spiritual malaise. It’s a place of deep dark and people with secrets. Whinery shows us the darkest corners of Little Dixie, sparing no detail in what amounts to grisly, gore-ific, and straight up disturbing close ups on what goes bump in the night out yonder. Whinery’s stories, while dripping with horror, are also full of love for a bizarre and dying community of swamps, abandoned truck stops, and both the living and the dead.

I’ll buy anything Whinery publishes next. His sense of voice is fantastic, and he’s got a great appreciation for horror (Lucio Fulci gets more than a few references) literature, films, and culture. A spookhouse ride of an underground collection.

5/5 Ghoul-infested Truck Stops

--Jonathan Raab, Author of "The Hillbilly Moonshine Massacre", Editor-in-Chief of Muzzleland Press



About "The Little Dixie Horror Show":

Next time you’re driving through southeastern Oklahoma, be mindful of what road you’re taking, the places you pass and the folks you see or talk with. Especially when passing through Little Dixie.

Little Dixie…what…never heard of it?

Doesn’t matter. Just keep on driving. Soon as you start noticing the Taco Bells and suburbs changing into trailer parks and decaying antebellum mansions, the cemeteries and pawnshops outnumbering the schoolhouses and public parks, you’ll know just where the hell you are. Little Dixie, where everyone has a story to tell, a Moonpie to share, and something ugly hanging from the family tree.

Dead hookers that won’t stay dead…the frozen memories of a haunted moviehouse that refuses to let the past die…desperate men doing desperate things to pull themselves out of desperation…the ghoulish revenge of children forced into the insanity of violence…a satanic farm where murder is the bumper crop…

This is The Little Dixie Horror Show.